Being a mean girl

ohya,before anything...i wanna thanks my friend ria for sharing with me one of the most funniest blog i ever visited before but sorry coz i've forgotten the name but the author's name is Icha frm beloved Indonesia.

Here are some of the hottest revenge chat that i had with my x-bf and i intend to continue with this wicked intention as long as i like coz im kinda liking it...so here it goes!

it start with me seeing his status as " Im in love .... "

so i kinda decided on the spot to put some mean girls thought into chatting room :D

then i asked him 'wah,in love with who' and he answered me back 'ehehehe,hye u sihat,katne ni?' awww,how sweet he is(actually im being sacarstic). then ......

gal :heaven :d hows life now
dude:ok la,busy sikit,you?everything ok?(stupidly can asked me this question)...

....so i answered back....
gal :AOK from last time.previously it was the worst especially from feb-march :d (2009-this was the time that im with him,judes bgt yahh ;P)
dude:ehehehe,why?hows ur study?
gal :my study?normal.to be honest much better than feb-march(still being sarcastic)
dude:ok la tu.(showing the sign of a germ type of guy).you know that my family has moved to Ipoh?

......so i sarcasticly answered.....

gal :nope,dont have idea at all coz your missing in action(really being sarcastic,muahaha)
dude:adess,sorry you.i know dat i have made lots of mistake,please forgive me.
gal :of course (by now you all should now already that im being sarcastic everytime i answered him back)
dude:will you forgive me? are u there? you?? (at this moment i was busy liking and commenting my fb photos :P )

and.....

gal :of course.oh ya,tell me bout your latest up-to-date gf.i am all here (try to dig up any juicy info bout him to be more sarcastic than before :d )
dude:hehehe,where got.
gal :ohya,i forgot.
dude:im still single.
gal :always changing partners.sorry,my mistake (aku ngakak/ketawa dikit pas waktu ini)
dude:uisshhh,,,where got.

....and here it goes....

gal :ohya,my mistake again,you didnt and never changed your partners coz ur loyal to all of them (MUAHAHAHA)
dude:adesss
gal : :d
dude:you,what's up with you now? any news that i should know? (he crazily stressed me out now coz he wanting me to be meaner to him which i like)
gal :oh no,im lame.no up-to-date story.

.....this is the fun part.....

dude:ehehehe,really? hows ur parents? ok?
gal :always in a good health to chop off the head those people who hurt their children and the same goes to my bro and he is bringing his clan too if he need so.want me to send regard to them? i've already inform my Indonesian clans and they've prepared all the necessary ammunition to be used.just waiting for that moment to launch it only.

dude:really?what will you get in return? and why me? hehehe (aiyo,this guy really pissed me off till the max la,bagai bom atom meledak ato gunung brapi meledak kea yg d omongin/cakap sm gita gutawa)

gal :just asking...being super concern :d

dude:ehehehe,ok thanx for ur concern.i really appreciate that (-.-") what did i have to do to make you forgive me?

gal :pffttt....mau tanya lagi ka.of course (which continues with NO)
dude:you just tell me what i have to do to make you forgive me?
gal :(i really wanted to ask him to jump off from Penang Bridge but canceled it d) just wait during judgment day coz i already ask from God to give you the worst punishment ever.so what you can do is just wait for it.

dude:why did you really hate me so much?
gal : :d coz i like
dude:ur X-bf before this also hurt you so much,remember? i just vanished for a while (ya of course for 3month..so A WHILE)

.....im suddenly blurred by his statement....

gal :who is my previous X that ur referring too?
dude:before me
gal :that one we broke of with consent of each party and we remained as friends till now (padan muka,he kena straight to his face!bulls eyes!)
dude:really??
gal :ya dude,we still friends till now (begok/bodoh/stupid nya him)

....tried so hard to cover up.....

dude:i thought you told me he just vanished like that (he's referring to himself)
gal :ur really one in a million dude
dude:i know that i am at fault. i am sorry. i want both of us to be ok (amboi,senang betul cakap...sorry dude,sorry seems to be the hardest word)

gal :either you had a short term memory or you either had other disease that i dunno abt.
dude:no hard feelings ya. (OMG,how can i previously fall for him also i tak tau la)
gal :let me be frank,my only x-bf that went missing will be you. (trying to make a point here)

....and upon that he came up with this defence and alibi....

dude:look,i messed up ok,im not perfect,im sorry ok. if ur trying to say that ur perfect then im sorry. i just wanted to apologise to you.

gal :where got a person whom is perfect. but since earlier of our relationship i already told you not to mess with me coz im not a forgiver type of person.

dude:we know each other before. you sounded as if you are perfect. (kalo ak lagi d dpn dia pasti uda d tonjok2/tumbuk muka dia)

gal :im a revenge holder type of person (so as i tell him,again)

dude:i know but after that i still made that effort to search for you. to apologise

gal :if i dont like that person i will tell him and broke off with him and not being a coward and run away and hoping she/he will forget everything just like that.

dude:you...something actually happend...you dont even know what was it..

gal :and here it goes again (coz as i suspected he will use that excuse coz he use it previously to me and he still used that lame defence and alibi)

dude:kereta/mobil i kena pecah tau....handphone i smua hilang,i had to do a new sim card..i asked for memory no but they said i didnt save it so i lost all numbers.i try to call you tapi asyik salah no saje so i sengap/diam...i tunggu u call or message tapi tak ade pun.so??? (see,now he's trying to blame me pulak,shit la this guy)(fyi,i tried to call him but previously he said the number dat he had used was not his number and he borrowed his cousin number so logically i asked him first whether i can called or not and he said it will be his cousin who will answer the phone and not him. previously when i checked and called his 'cousin' number using my other secret number at midnite time,he was the one who answered the phone.) (the reason why he uses his cousin number is because he said to me that his car window being smashed and he lost his phone...ring any bells??it's similar with his defence story right??)

gal :awww...pity you...when you actually lost ur phone? (sarcastic)

dude:eheheh,you dont have to be hypocrite (aw,good person to advise me not to be a hypocrite person) i cant remember when but its last year. if you cant forgive me you just have to tell me.

gal :awwww....

dude:i know how did you feel

gal :tau tak apa....awwwww (laughing out loud)

dude:i just wanted to apologise from you coz i know you for quite long already and i dont want to loose contact with you just because of this (actually i dont mind losing contact with such a weirdo person)

gal :awwwwwwwwww

dude:please you...i dont want to lose everything that we had just because of this.at least i made you happy before (trying to remind me how grateful i should be) you,please you,i know im a bad person and i know that im at fault but the thing is im still a normal person who never run from making mistakes.you?? are you still there?? (im bored of his lame statement and decided to chat with other friends in fb chat room)
gal : >:) course im still here

dude:nevermind,i already explained everything to you and i know if you still want to hate me its your choice,i understand...thanx for everything especially ur time and love. (now i really feel sick of him)

.....and.....

gal : :d of course


and that would be the end of the long lamest situation ever told by me. but that is true,no ayat tokok tambah/added info and im referring this to the chat site im chatting with him. he thought that i can't remember anything is it?

to be honest i tried calling him but end up with no picking-up-phone-situation and please la dont recycle ur defence or excuses.recycling paper,plastic or botols is good but not recycling excuses to me.pffffttt!naik darah aku dibuatnya.

so akhirnya dia pun offline begitu sahaja karna uda ga tahan dia keanya!wahahaha!

i guess he can't stand me being so sarcasticly unforgivable.should sing to him The Unforgiven song by Metallica already.

so tired of those chatting and now decides to lay my head and get some rest.now it is up to the jury to give their verdict (cewah,like court situation pulak).

-never ever-